snack time
stop calling me “my fragile little flower” or “my beautiful delicate pet” im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults
no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash
How it’s going
I just think he needs to be squished tighter and longer
To everyone sad we can’t hug him more: wrong. Pick up a pencil. Take to your keyboard. Creativity is beautiful because we can all get Astarion more hugs
he does it on purpose so you don’t make him do this ever again
found a brothel in Baldur’s Gate 3 and hired a very kinky drow, then experienced the funniest video game sex scene I’ve ever seen
giving my enemies psychic damage by being too horny on main
✨Getting Out of Trouble✨
When Astarion gives Tav That Look.
You know??
YOU KNOW?!!??!?
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Ris'daer casts Vicious Mockery. ✨ It’s good for Astarion to take a roasting from his boyfriend every now and then.
the dark urge and astarion trying to out edgelord each other
Friendly reminder for new players like me: don’t choose armour that you’re not proficient with, even if it’s shiny. Since you won’t be able to use magic you’ll have to use..alternative ways of fighting































